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SNOW DAY!

“Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.” - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It Costs More Than 8 Bucks to Get Out of Jersey

“The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.” - Montgomery Scott, Star Trek III

On the Value of Sweating the Small Stuff

“Next time, bring kryptonite.” – unattributed.

Witness for the Barbecue-tion

“And who can doubt a chicken? You can’t. Chickens aren’t going to lie. Chickens have integrity.” – Scharlette Holdman, defense counsel I wish you all Happy Holidays and a healthy

I Can’t Get No Tax-Satisfaction

“And that man comes on the radio, And he's tellin' me more and more, About some useless information, Supposed to fire my imagination" – M. Jagger & K. Richards

Lying Lies and the Liars that Lie about the Lie

“When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary” – Thomas Paine

Why are You Paying this Optional Tax to the Government?

“For years, the income tax and gift and estate tax laws have been modified and amended to the degree that only tax lawyers and accountants could really make any sense

If you Plan on Dying in New York — READ THIS!

“We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.” - Leona Helmsley

Rule Number One for Beating the Government on your 1040

“You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.”– Morgan Stanley advertisement